“That’s a really cool peaked beanie”, said no one ever.

Oh no. Oh dear god, no. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR HEAD? Wh-- why does it look like that at the bottom? What is happening? WHAT IS THAT?

I -- I think I need to go lie down.

Doesn’t anyone learn? If this was the reaction you got 10 years ago it’s only going to have gotten worse. In my weekly email from MOOSE (an American clothing store that ships brands like HUF, alife and AG worldwide) I saw they are trying to sell peaked beanies in the weekly specials section. At least it wasn’t in any of this seasons lines but still.

Nasty's Knit Beanie by 10 Deep.