Ailment: Sneans
Sneans, the common name for the sneaker jean combination (or according to Urban Dictionary, also the name for 'a female most commonly obsessed with horses', weird), and the topic of today's blog post.
The Sneaky Sneaner
Case study: Usually a poor judgement call from the otherwise fashionable. With a wicked case of
sneaky sneans my friend Brad Pogson has moved beyond sneans and gone with the
even more offensive snuits (suit and sneakers). Caught red footed walking from
work to the bus; nothing excuses his huge oversight. Once caught feelings of regret or embarrassment usually follow.
Solution: Why not try the Nike
Blazer Mid PRM Suede “Game Royal”. Nike Blazer has had a banner year in 2012,
and these are due to drop in July. No more trying to hide one foot behind the
other sneaky sneaner Brad.
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| Nike Blazer Mid PRM Suede |
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| aka. 'Game Royal' |
The Repeat Sneaner
Case Study: Unlike the sneaky
sneaner the repeat sneaner has either no clue or just doesn't give a fuck. If
untreated can lead to sever social rejection and taunting. Not only does this group include
another friend (Johanna), but also half the people at my work.
Solution: Asics most iconic OG
runners – the Gel Saga.
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| Asics OG Runners 'Gel Saga' |
Or why not the newly released Nike Air Safari
runner, and a matching take on the Air Trainer. Still as outrageous as the day
Tinker Hatfield designed it, the Safari was inspired by a trip to a New York
furniture store.
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| Nike Air Safari Trainer |
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| Nike Air Safari Trainer |
No excuses.
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